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A guy YOU Don't Know
once upon time, long ago there lived a guy, a guy you don’t know but you will, you will when this story is through so lets get it started, it will be done the sooner we do, he has long hair, on one side of his face he has no, naughty place but he does have what I would call a zit, that looks like a bowling ball but it could just mean his mother did crack and his father could have been kicked in the sack maybe he has some sort of disorder but maybe I watch too much law and order he once was thought of as a girl but then he thought he was a squirrel he thought he was so very smart but every time he blinked he’d fart he thinks his dad is brother, his brother is mom he thinks he might be related to sadam he thinks he is messed up more times then you can count he doesn’t even know how to dismount he has one big ear, and hears funny sounds he has one big eye, but it looks at the ground he has a big nose, but it looks like a toe and his face looks like a guy you might know he is Michael Jackson’s twin Dennis Rodman’s cousin I think you may know him he is ASHLEY SIMPSON
FEB 14th
February 14th, such a day it is, walking through the loved filled air All the candles lit, People walking hand and hand, I don’t understand What’s the big deal bout all this romance No date tonight No I’m yours or your mine No running away with my heart I hate Valentines Day… hearts and love and stuff man this really sucks I hate Valentines Day… have dinner for one and watch friends ALONE Run away, don’t get involved, For goodness sake just stay At home Today’s the day, Cupid’s arrow fell, To make candy sell and make my life a living HELL No date tonight No I’m yours, or your mine No running away with my heart I hate Valentines Day… hearts and love and stuff man this really sucks I hate Valentines Day… have dinner for one and watch friends ALONE because… Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love V day then I hate you enjoy the time with your soon to be cuz when they dump you, you’ll feel just like ME
FUNNY SONG
Some are tall Some are small Some remember a little Some non at all So when you sitting by the phone Listening to that dial tone Feeling so very alone Take a trip to the Old folks home They will play you in chess or checkers They will give you hand woven sweaters They will tell you stories, some of them may be true But just remember, that someday that could be you They will tell things about when they were your age They will let watch while the bathe (ewww) They will give you hits of there oxygen, oh yea They let you play bingo but they won’t let you win So when you sitting by the phone Listening to that dial tone Feeling so very alone Take a trip to the Old folks home Squirrel
once upon time, long ago there lived a guy, a guy you don’t know but you will, you will when this story is through so lets get it started, it will be done the sooner we do, he has long hair, on one side of his face he has no, naughty place but he does have what I would call a zit, that looks like a bowling ball but it could just mean his mother did crack and his father could have been kicked in the sack maybe he has some sort of disorder but maybe I watch too much law and order he once was thought of as a girl but then he thought he was a squirrel he thought he was so very smart but every time he blinked he’d fart he thinks his dad is brother, his brother is mom he thinks he might be related to sadam he thinks he is messed up more times then you can count he doesn’t even know how to dismount he has one big ear, and hears funny sounds he has one big eye, but it looks at the ground he has a big nose, but it looks like a toe and his face looks like a guy you might know he is Michael Jackson’s twin Dennis Rodman’s cousin I think you may know him he is ASHLEY SIMPSON
FEB 14th
February 14th, such a day it is, walking through the loved filled air All the candles lit, People walking hand and hand, I don’t understand What’s the big deal bout all this romance No date tonight No I’m yours or your mine No running away with my heart I hate Valentines Day… hearts and love and stuff man this really sucks I hate Valentines Day… have dinner for one and watch friends ALONE Run away, don’t get involved, For goodness sake just stay At home Today’s the day, Cupid’s arrow fell, To make candy sell and make my life a living HELL No date tonight No I’m yours, or your mine No running away with my heart I hate Valentines Day… hearts and love and stuff man this really sucks I hate Valentines Day… have dinner for one and watch friends ALONE because… Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love V day then I hate you enjoy the time with your soon to be cuz when they dump you, you’ll feel just like ME
FUNNY SONG
Some are tall Some are small Some remember a little Some non at all So when you sitting by the phone Listening to that dial tone Feeling so very alone Take a trip to the Old folks home They will play you in chess or checkers They will give you hand woven sweaters They will tell you stories, some of them may be true But just remember, that someday that could be you They will tell things about when they were your age They will let watch while the bathe (ewww) They will give you hits of there oxygen, oh yea They let you play bingo but they won’t let you win So when you sitting by the phone Listening to that dial tone Feeling so very alone Take a trip to the Old folks home Squirrel
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